谢谢你做我的朋友
Thank you for being a friend.
旅行数日后又重回此处
Traveled down the road and back again.
你的心是如此真诚
Your heart is true.
你是我的贴心好友
You're a pal and a confidante.
若你要开个派对
And if you threw a party.
邀请所有熟人到场
lnvited everyone you knew.
你将发现最好的礼物是我送出的
You would see the biggest gift would be from me.
贺卡上将会写着
And the card attached would say.
感谢你与我为友
“Thank you for being a friend"
黄金女郎 第三季 第十五集
翻译：古镇少年
嗨 索菲娅
Hi Sophia.
你在做什么?
What you cooking?
给老年中心的一个男人做千层面
Lasagna for a guy at the center.
哦!他可爱吗?
Oh! Is he cute?
可爱 他84岁了 头发都没了
Cute. He's 84 doesn't have a hair on his head
嘴里没有一颗真牙 全身都是肝斑
or a real tooth in his mouth and
his body's covered with liver spots.
回答你的问题 他很可爱
To answer your question he's adorable.
看我为化妆舞会准备的漂亮衣服
Look at the great costume I got for the masquerade ball.
我不知道是做脑袋还是做屁股
I can't decide whether to be the front end or the rear end.
我现在心情很好
I'm in a romantic mood.
你这个选择的机会我还是让它溜走吧
I'm gonna let that golden opportunity pass right by.
-你好 桃乐茜 -你好
- Hi Dorothy. - Oh hello.
我准备了舞会的戏服
I got our costume for the ball at the counseling center.
又到了这时候了吗?
Is it time for that again?
这是这个时候最大的社交活动
It's the biggest social event of the season.
-桃乐茜 会很有趣的-不会好玩的
- Dorothy it'll be fun. - It will not be fun.
我的生活中没有乐趣
There is no fun in my life.
你是否曾经觉得自己陷入了一成不变的生活
Have you ever felt like you're stuck in a rut
只是走过场 没有快乐和兴奋的感觉?
going through the motions with no joy pleasure or excitement?
当然有了 那就是我和你父亲的性生活
Sure. That was my sex life with your father.
妈 我还有日常工作 我几乎没有社交生活
Ma my job is routine. I have virtually no social life.
我对什么都不感兴趣 我的生活变得枯燥乏味了
Nothing interests me. My life has just become dull and boring.
你的幽默感 轻松的笑声 那种不在乎的态度
Where's that sense of fun that lighthearted laughter
哪里去了?
that devil-may-care attitude?
索菲亚 桃乐茜什么时候这样过?
Sophia when was Dorothy ever like that?
从来没有 从她12岁起我就一直在问她这些问题
Never. I've been asking her these questions since she's 12.
如果你天生沉闷 那也没办法
You can't help it if you're dull and boring.
上帝这样做是为了让世界多样化
God did that to give the world some variety.
否则大家都会像我一样
Otherwise everybody would be just like me.
都没有足够的水手哥哥相陪
And there wouldn't be enough sailors to go around.
你的生活不需要这么枯燥乏味
Your life doesn't have to be dull.
让它变得有趣取决于你
It's up to you to make it interesting.
哦 我知道你是对的
Oh I know. You're right.
脱掉你的衣服 做点什么
Get off your duff and do something.
今晚学校有一场讲座
There's a lecture at the school tonight.
芭芭拉·桑代克将发言
Barbara Thorndyke is going to speak.
芭芭拉·桑代克是谁?
Who's Barbara Thorndyke?
一位当地小说家 故事都以佛罗里达州为背景
A local novelist whose stories are all set in Florida.
等一下 芭芭拉·桑代克
Wait a second. Barbara Thorndyke.
她不是写过《彭萨科拉之风》吗?
Didn't she write Evil Wind Over Pensacola?
-你知道?-我每晚睡觉都靠它
- You know it? - I go to bed with it every night.
-是讲什么的?-我怎么知道?
- What's it about? - How should I know?
我的床架子掉了一个脚轮
My mattress frame lost a caster.
我用它来保持床的平稳
I use it to keep the bed level.
-嗨 桃乐茜-嗨 布兰琪
- Hi Dorothy. - Hi Blanche.
有客人来吗?
Are we expecting company?
是的 芭芭拉·桑代克
Yep. Barbara Thorndyke.
讲座结束后 我向她介绍了自己
I introduced myself after the lecture.
我们出去喝咖啡 聊了好几个小时
We went out and had coffee and talked for hours.
你们都聊些什么？
What you talk about?
艺术 文学 世界大事 生活
Art literature world events life.
我已经好几年没有聊过激动人心的话题了
I haven't had that stimulating a conversation in years.
在咱们家没有令人激动的话题？
If you're saying you can't get stimulating conversation
我觉得才不是
around this house I beg to differ.
我真不敢相信
I can't believe it.
上面写着既然迈克尔·杰克逊买不到象人
It says since Michael Jackson can't buy the Elephant Man
他就出价买象人的遗骸
he's put in a bid for the remains of the Big Bopper.
你不能相信你在报纸上看到的一切
You can't believe everything you read in that rag.
它迎合的是智商最低的人
It caters to people of the lowest intelligence.
那你为什么要买呢?
Then why do you buy it?
因为这是猫王死后
Because it's the only newspaper
唯一还能跟他交流的报纸
Elvis will talk to from beyond the grave.
-对不起我说到哪儿了?-这不重要听着 萝丝
- I'm sorry. Where was I? - It's not important. Listen Rose.
把这个收起来 这样芭芭拉·桑代克就看不到了
Let's put this away so that Barbara Thorndyke won't see it.
芭芭拉·桑代克要来吗?
Barbara Thorndyke is coming here?
哇 我从来没见过真正的作家
Wow. I've never met a real author before.
我有 我曾经在一家书店排了两个小时的队
I have. I once stood in line two hours at a bookstore
索要阿诺德·施瓦辛格的签名
for Arnold Schwarzenegger's autograph.
当我想到我们这个时代伟大的文学人物
When I think of great literary figures of our time
通常是福克纳·菲茨杰拉德和施瓦辛格
it's usually uh Faulkner Fitzgerald and Schwarzenegger.
施瓦辛格 是的
Schwarzenegger. Yeah.
-他在你的书上签名了吗? -是的
- Did he sign your book? - Yes.
但那是在他拒绝在我大腿上签名之后
But only after he refused to sign my thigh.
看到比他的还粗的大腿 他可能很害怕
He was probably intimidated to see a thigh bigger than his.
哦 嗨 妈妈
Oh hi Ma.
有人想吃千层面吗?
Anybody want a lasagna?
我以为你是给你朋友做的
I thought you made that for your friend.
他说他已经吃过午饭了
He said he had lunch already.
我提议去他家热一下千层面当晚饭吃
I offered to go to his place and warm it up for supper.
他说不行
He said no.
关键是要让男人觉得你对他不感兴趣
The key is to make a man think you're not interested in him.
主动请他吃饭让你显得太随便了
Offering to make him dinner made you look too easy.
拜托 黑色内衣和馅饼
Please. Black underwear and pasties
不能让我看起来很随便
couldn't make me look easy.
-芭芭拉 请进 -你好
- Barbara please come in. - Hello.
-你好-这些是我的朋友
- Oh hello. - These are my friends.
那是布兰琪·德弗罗 萝丝·尼伦德
That's Blanche Devereaux. Rose Nylund.
你好!
How do you do?
请坐 请坐
Sit down. Sit down.
芭芭拉·桃乐茜告诉我们你是个作家
Well Barbara Dorothy tells us you're an author.
不 我只是个撰稿人 马拉默德是个真正的作家
No I'm just a writer. Malamud's an author.
我以为马拉默德是巧克力饼干
I thought malamuds were chocolate cookies
中间放棉花糖的
with marshmallows in the middle.
那是马洛马 萝丝
Those are mallomars Rose.
一种美国流行的巧克力甜点 由棉花糖、饼干和巧克力组成
桃乐茜 我想给你一本我最新的小说
Dorothy I want you to have a copy of my latest novel.
哦 博卡拉顿的猩红黎明
Oh. Scarlet Dawn at Boca Raton.
看看赠言
Read the inscription.
哦“致桃乐茜·兹博纳克
Oh. "To Dorothy Zbornak
一个迷人的新朋友 ”
a new and fascinating friend."
哦 太感谢你了我真的很感动
Oh thank you so much. I'm really touched.
我去拿咖啡 让你们互相了解一下
I'll get the coffee and let you get to know each other.
芭芭拉 这胸针真漂亮 你在哪买的?
Barbara that is a stunning brooch. Wherever did you get it?
哦我当时在摩洛哥写小说
Oh. I was in Morocco working on a novel
遇到了一个帅气的摩洛哥年轻人
not to mention a dashing young Moroccan.
当我写作遇到瓶颈时
When I had a severe attack of writer's block.
我的脑子里没有任何灵感和想法
My head was devoid of all ideas and thoughts.
这种事经常发生在我身上
That happens to me a lot.
你写作吗?
Do you write?
不
No.
你为什么这么问?
Why do you ask?
继续 芭芭拉
Go on Barbara.
我在拥挤的市场里散步
I went for a walk in a crowded marketplace.
一个男人从我身后走过来 把什么东西放在我手里
A man came up behind me put something in my hand
说:“这就是你需要的”
and said "This is what you need."
我曾经在A&P的农产品区遇到过这种事
That happened to me once in the produce section at the A&P.
不管怎样
Well anyway
那人把胸针给了我
the man gave me the brooch
从那以后 我的写作就再也没有问题了
and since then I've never had any problem writing.
这是我的缪斯 我的艺术灵感
This is my muse my artistic inspiration
体现了我的创造力
the embodiment of my creativity.
你知道更好的是什么吗?它可以搭配任何东西
And you know what's even better? It goes with anything.
格纹可能不太匹配
It might be a little tricky with plaid.
如果我是你 可是要小心搭配条纹
I'd be careful if I were you.
你没抓住我故事的重点
You missed the point of my story.
哦 真的吗?再跟我们说一遍
Oh really? Run it by us again.
还是算了吧
I think not.
你打保龄球吗?
So um you bowl?
你说什么?
I beg your pardon?
怎么样 还好吧
How's it going?
我跟萝丝和玛琪
I've had the most delightful conversation
谈得很愉快
with Rose and Madge.
-是布兰琪-当然了
- That's Blanche. - Oh of course.
但是我想起了之前的一个约会 我得走了
However I just remembered a previous engagement. I have to go.
哦 那太糟糕了
Oh that's too bad.
至少让我送你上车吧
Well at least let me walk you to your car.
你觉得呢?
What do you think?
她有些地方我不喜欢
There's something about her I don't like.
-我也是-我觉得很难和她说话
- Me too. - I find her hard to talk to.
-我也是-她觉得我很蠢
- Me too. - She thinks I'm dumb.
我也是
Me too.
布兰琪 你决定在舞会上扮谁了吗?
Blanche have you decided who you're gonna be at the ball?
是的 我扮成伊甸园里的夏娃
Yes. I'm going as Eve from the Garden of Eden.
我只需要几片摆放得当的叶子
All I'll need is a few strategically placed leaves.
-那蛇呢?-我已经有蛇了
- What about a snake? - I already have a snake.
我和汉克·克林兰德 他是一个严厉的律师
I'm going with Hank Crinland. He's a whiplash attorney.
桃乐茜 萝丝和我要去看电影你想去吗?
Dorothy Rose and I are going to the movies. You wanna go?
今晚不行
I can't tonight.
芭芭拉要带我去市中心的小剧场
Barbara's taking me to the experimental theater downtown.
有次有人拉我去那里看演出
Somebody dragged me to a show there one time.
三个人绕着舞台游行了五个小时
Three men paraded around the stage for five hours
一边谈论上帝一边吃全麦饼干
talking about God and eating graham crackers.
他们戴着面具 但除此之外 他们全身赤裸
They wore masks but other than that they were totally naked.
那你还留下来看了整场？
You stayed through the whole evening?
我早就离开了
Well I would've left
但其中一个演员看起来很眼熟
but one of the actors looked so familiar to me.
但很难分辨 因为他是个"小"角色
But it was hard to tell since he had such a small part.
桃乐茜 跟我们一起的话会很开心的
Dorothy come with us. You'll have a lot more fun.
而且 芭芭拉很傲慢
Besides that Barbara is so snooty.
你怎么能这么说?你根本不了解她
How can you say that? You hardly know her.
她叫你去剧场的话 为什么不叫上我们
Why doesn't she include us in plans she makes with you?
因为你们有不同的兴趣
Because you have different interests.
要求你们尊重我在生活中拥有不同的兴趣
Is it too much to ask of my best friends that they respect my right
和其他人交流就很过分吗
to have different interests and people in my life?
-我想不是 -谢谢
- I guess not. - Thank you.
我保证我们很快会一起做点什么 好吧?
And I promise we'll do something together real soon. Okay?
也许她是对的 我们没给芭芭拉多少机会
Maybe she's right. We didn't give Barbara much of a chance.
第一印象可能是错误的
First impressions can be wrong.
你是对的
You're right.
我记得我小时候在圣奥拉夫的时候
I remember when I was little back in St. Olaf.
有个住在街那边的老太太
There was this old lady who lived up the street.
她从不笑
She never smiled.
她总是看起来很生气
She always looked angry.
孩子们说她会杀了任何踏进她家的人
The kids said she'd kill anyone who even stepped on her property.
我们叫她希根卢珀坏老太太
We called her Mean Old Lady Higgenlooper.
是的 孩子们很残忍
Yeah kids can be pretty cruel.
不 那是她的名字 坏老太婆希根卢珀
No. That was her name. Mean Old Lady Higgenlooper.
她干脆改了名字 因为大家都这么叫她
She had it changed legally 'cause
everybody called her that anyway.
那你的名字怎么不叫大笨蛋?
Then how come your name isn't Big Dummy?
镇上已经有三个人叫这个名字了
There were already three other people in town with that name.
但这不是重点
But that's beside the point.
有一天 我鼓起勇气
One day I got up the courage
去找刻薄的希根卢珀老太太
to go up to Mean Old Lady Higgenlooper
问她为什么总是皱着眉头
and ask her why she always frowned.
她生来就没有微笑的肌肉
Well she had been born with no smiling muscles.
我说
I pointed out
皱眉不过是颠倒的微笑
that a frown is just a smile turned upside down.
所以从那以后 每当我路过
So from then on whenever I'd go by
她会头朝下倒立 然后挥手
she'd stand on her head and wave.
这是我听过的最愚蠢的故事之一
That is one of the stupidest stories I've ever heard.
这证明我对你的第一印象是对的
Which proves my first impression of you was right.
布兰琪 我有个主意
Blanche I have an idea.
我们为什么不邀请芭芭拉
Why don't we invite Barbara over for
过来吃晚饭 再给她一次机会呢?
dinner and give her another chance?
为什么不呢?如果能让桃乐茜开心的话
Why not? If it makes Dorothy happy.
我们去看电影吧
Let's go to the movies.
萝丝 你对我的第一印象是什么?
Rose what was your first impression of me?
我觉得你妆太浓 是个荡妇
I thought you wore too much makeup and were a slut.
现在我发现错了 你妆才没有太浓
I was wrong. You don't wear too much makeup.
于是桃乐茜·帕克对亚历山大·伍尔科特说
And so Dorothy Parker turned to Alexander Woollcott
“如果你把房间里所有的女人都搞一遍
and said "If you laid all the women in this room end to end
我一点也不惊讶 ”
I wouldn't be a bit surprised."
非常聪明
Very clever.
非常非常聪明
Very very clever.
我不记得听到过比这更聪明的了
I can't remember hearing anything more clever.
除了上周播的《家有阿福》那只猫..
Unless it was last week on Alf when the cat next door...
我去拿饮料
I'll go get the after-dinner drinks.
芭芭拉我前几天看了你的第一本小说
Barbara I picked up your first novel the other day.
那本 比斯坎湾的海浪如此黑暗
Ah yes. So Dark the Waves on Biscayne Bay.
从那以后 在写作上我成长了很多
I've grown so much as a writer since then.
希望如此吧
Well I should hope so.
布兰琪
Blanche.
没关系的 你对我的书有意见吗?
It's all right. Did you have a problem with my book?
是的 我就是有意见
Yes as a matter of fact I did.
书里那么多海浪 大浪小浪
All those waves. Big waves little waves.
黑暗的海浪滚滚而来 一页又一页
Dark waves rolling in. Page after page.
我得吃片晕海宁才能看完第三章
I had to take a Dramamine to get through chapter three.
布兰琪 波浪是一个隐喻
Blanche the waves are a metaphor.
一个隐喻……
You see a metaphor...
我知道隐喻是什么 亲爱的 我不是傻瓜
I know what a metaphor is dear. I'm not a dummy.
布兰琪 什么是隐喻?
Blanche what's a metaphor?
就是用一个短语来表达别的意思
It's when you use a phrase to mean something else.
就像我说的"男人被我的美貌蒙蔽了双眼"
Like when I say "Men are blinded by my beauty "
他们并没有被蒙蔽
they're not really blinded.
他们一两天内就能恢复的
They get their sight back in a day or two.
芭芭拉 这是我妈妈索菲亚
Oh Barbara this is my mother Sophia.
啊索菲亚 你的女儿
Ah. Sophia your daughter
是我见过的最好看的人之一
is one of the most beautiful people I've ever met.
孩子 你们作家从来没有停止过想象力
Boy you writers never stop using your imagination.
好的再见
Well good-bye.
你要去哪里?
Where are you going?
这是星期六晚上
It's Saturday night.
我盛装打扮了 有辆车按喇叭叫我
I'm all dressed up. There's a car honking for me.
想想 桃乐茜 还记得一个叫“约会”的东西吗?
Think Dorothy. Remember something called "a date"?
我最好还是走吧
Well I'd better be going to.
但现在还太早
But it's still so early.
我们可以玩"乌格和佛洛格"
I thought we could all have a game of oogle and floogle.
我从来没听说过
I don't believe I've ever heard of that.
我们在圣奥拉夫的时候经常玩
We used to play it back in St. Olaf.
这是成人版的捉迷藏
It's an adult version of hide-and-go-seek.
它和儿童版有什么不同?
And how does it differ from the children's version?
成年人才玩
Adults play it.
当然了 我早该知道的
Of course. I should have known.
改天吧
I'll take a rain check.
你能来真是太好了
It was so nice of you to come by.
我多了一张周五作家研讨会的票
I have an extra ticket for the writers symposium on Friday.
你愿意来吗?
Would you like to come?
我很乐意 芭芭拉谢谢你！
I'd love to Barbara. Thank you.
为了朋友什么都可以 再见
Anything for a friend. Ciao.
再见
Ciao.
再见了 芭芭拉
And good-bye to you too Barbara.
桃乐茜 化装舞会是周五晚上
Dorothy the masquerade ball is Friday night.
你知道这对我有多重要
You know how much it means to me.
我还指望你扮马的身体呢
I'm counting on you to be the rear end of my horse.
萝丝 亲爱的
Rose sweetheart
50年代小说家 记者
这周五我就可以和诺曼·梅勒约会
This Friday I can choose between rubbing elbows
with Norman Mailer
或者穿着马身体的衣服
or doing the hokey-pokey in a horse costume
然后我的脸就贴你屁股上
with your behind in my face.
好吧 到底你是选哪一个呢?
Well which is it gonna be?
萝丝 亲爱的 把那个递给我
Rose honey pass me the tuffy.
-乐意之至 布兰琪-谢谢你 萝丝
- With pleasure Blanche. - Thank you Rose.
别客气 布兰琪
You're welcome Blanche.
我随时都可以为你递东西哦
You can always count on me to hand you the tuffy.
我知道 这就是为什么我总是问你
I know. That's why I always ask you.
住在一间公寓里的两女一男的喜剧
我记得我在《三人行》的一集中看到过
I think I saw Jack and Janet give Chrissy this treatment
杰克和珍妮特这样对待克丽丝
on an episode of Three's Company.
终于桃乐茜说了一句
Oh at last a reference from Dorothy
连我们文盲都能理解的话
that even we illiterates can understand.
我想她的知识之井已经干涸了
I guess her well of knowledge has run dry.
这是个比喻 桃乐茜
That's a metaphor Dorothy.
为什么我一定要参加这个化妆舞会?
Why is it so important that I go to this masquerade ball?
因为这对萝丝来说太重要了
Because it's so important to Rose.
她伤心欲绝
She's crushed torn up
你怎么对她这么冷酷麻木呢
devastated by your shocking insensitivity to her feelings.
-我没那么难受-闭嘴 萝丝
- I don't feel that bad. - Shut up Rose.
我从没说过我要去
I never said I was going.
什么时候开始这种事我们还要说出口了？
Since when do we have to say we're going?
过去五年我们一直在一起
We've gone for the past five years.
我们可能会讨厌这些事 但是总是一起的啊
We may hate it but we always go.
你从没说过你讨厌它
You never told me you hated it.
我是一个好朋友
I'm a good friend.
好朋友是不会说那种话的
A good friend would never say anything like that.
我很感激
I appreciate that.
承认吧 就因为你不喜欢芭芭拉
Just admit that this is because you don't like Barbara.
好吧 我不喜欢芭芭拉 我觉得她是个骗子
All right. I don't like Barbara. I think she's a phony.
哦 这个女人告诉她的约会对象
Oh. This from a woman who tells her dates
她是安吉·迪金森在《剃刀边缘》中的替身
that she was Angie Dickinson's body double in Dressed to Kill.
那只是一个善意的小谎言
That's just a little white lie.
那为什么会出现在你的简历上?
Then why is it on your job resumé?
布兰琪说得对 桃乐茜
Blanche is right Dorothy.
芭芭拉不太好
Barbara is not very nice.
除了你 她看不起所有人
She looks down on everybody except you.
-那只是因为你敬仰她-太荒谬了
- That's only 'cause you look up to her. - That is ridiculous.
你没有注意到她是怎么显摆她的聪明
You don't notice how she uses her intelligence
让其他人看起来很蠢
to make everybody else look stupid.
比如晚餐时 她用拉丁语让我们递盐
Like at supper when she asked us to pass the salt in Latin.
她更在乎自身的聪明才智 而不是他人
She cares more about words than she does about people.
你有权利拥有自己的朋友
You have a right to have your own friends
但需要一个好朋友指出你的错误
but it takes a good friend to point out your mistakes
而你和芭芭拉就是个错误
and you're making one with Barbara.
你怎么敢这样评判我
How dare you make judgments like that.
你竟敢告诉我谁该是我的朋友
And how dare you tell me who my friends should be.
芭芭拉 这地方太棒了
Barbara this place is incredible.
是的
Yes.
这里是迈阿密文学知识分子的聚集地
It's the hangout for Miami's literary intelligentsia.
啊 谢谢
Ah thank you.
我从来没见过有目录的菜单
Well I've never seen a menu with a table of contents before.
直接跳到第五章 这是午餐菜单
Skip ahead to chapter five. It's the lunch menu.
哦 天哪 一切看起来都很不错
Oh gee everything sounds so good.
愤怒的薄饼
The Crepes of Wrath.
The Grapes of Wrath 《愤怒的葡萄》
老人和海鲜沙拉
The Old Man and the Seafood Salad.
The Old Man and the Sea 《老人与海》
我想我要点“花椒为谁而鸣”
I think I will have the For Whom the Stuffed Bell Pepper Tolls.
For Whom the Stuffed Bell Tolls 《丧钟为谁而鸣》
我要一份火鸡三明治配黑麦守望者面包
I'll have a turkey sandwich on Catcher in the Rye bread
The Catcher in the Rye 《麦田里的守望者》
配菜是乔治伯纳德沙拉
with a side order of George Bernard Slaw.
George Bernard Shaw 乔治·萧伯纳
芭芭拉:我真的很珍惜我们的友谊
Barbara I've really come to value our friendship.
所以我觉得我可以跟你说点事
That's why I feel I can talk to you about something.
当然 如果我有疑问
Feel free. If I had a problem
我也会向我这样的人倾诉
I'd wanna confide in someone like me.
自从我们成为朋友
Ever since we became friends
布兰琪 萝丝和我之间的关系一直很紧张
there has been a great deal of tension
between Blanche and Rose and me.
我不是有意破坏你们的友谊
I didn't mean to infringe on your friendship.
不不这不是你的错
No no. It's not your fault.
问题是她们觉得自己被排除在我们的友谊之外
The problem is they feel left out of our friendship
我不知道该怎么做
and I don't know what to do about it.
面对现实吧 桃乐茜 布兰琪和萝丝在固步自封
Face it Dorothy. Blanche and Rose are limited.
我承认我听腻了布兰琪的约会
Well I admit I get tired of hearing about Blanche's dates
还有萝丝在圣奥拉夫的亲戚
and Rose's relatives back in St. Olaf
但她们是非常好的朋友
but they are very good friends.
如果你喜欢她们 我一定忽略了什么
If you like them I must have overlooked something.
我有个主意
I have an idea.
不如我邀请大家和她们的约会对象
Why don't I invite everybody and their dates for dinner
去莫蒂默俱乐部吃晚餐吧?
at the Mortimer Club?
莫蒂默俱乐部?
The Mortimer Club?
芭芭拉那是城里最高档的俱乐部
Barbara that is the most exclusive club in town.
来了 女士们
Here we are ladies.
我没点薯条
I didn't order the French fries.
哦 对了你会得到埃德加·艾伦·坡式的土豆
Oh right. You get the Edgar Allan Poe-tatoes
和冰水来了
and the Ice Water Cometh.
The Iceman Cometh 《送冰人来了》 此为四幕悲剧的戏剧剧本
你要是懂的再多点就好了
You know a little of that goes a very long way.
我正在重新考虑
I'm having second thoughts
和芭芭拉再共度一个晚上
about spending another evening with Barbara.
我觉得再给她一次机会也无妨
I don't think it'll hurt to give her another chance.
我们要去莫蒂默俱乐部哎
We're going to the Mortimer Club.
这有什么大不了的?
What's the big deal?
萝丝 佛罗里达最富有的人都去那里
Rose the wealthiest men in Florida go there.
根据我的经验 有钱的男人是最好的情人
It's been my experience that wealthy men make the best lovers.
这是真的吗?
Is that true?
如果把他们哄好了 他们会带你去商场
No. But if you tell them that sometimes they'll take you to the mall
逛45分钟 随便刷卡
and let you use their credit card for 45 minutes.
布兰琪 亲爱的 我希望你不要介意
Blanche honey I hope you don't mind.
我借了你的水钻项链
I borrowed your rhinestone necklace.
不会 但我得说
No but I should point out
它适合优雅的脖颈戴起来才好看
it was designed for a dainty neck.
是的 布兰琪 但我和迈克·泰森不熟
Yes Blanche but I don't know Mike Tyson well enough
不能借他的珠宝
to borrow his jewelry.
你好玛琪
Hello Madge.
是布兰琪
That's Blanche.
哦 我不是这么说的吗?
Oh didn't I say that?
这是我的男伴诺曼
This is my date Norman.
他是我创意写作课的学生
He's a student in my creative writing course.
我还不知道你教高中生呢
I didn't know you taught high school.
诺曼和我在精神上年龄相仿
Norman and I are the same age spiritually.
你都能让让他信这种屁话 你真是厉害
Hey if you can get him to buy that more power to you.
你好 芭芭拉
Hello Barbara.
你好 桃乐茜 萝丝
Hi Dorothy Rose.
我希望今晚能帮助我们忘记
I certainly hope tonight will help us forget
那天晚上发生的事
what happened the other night.
我已经忘了那晚发生的事了
I already forgot what happened the other night.
我已经82岁了
But I'm 82 years old.
今天早上我忘了我的猫已经死了20年了
This morning I forgot my cat's been dead for 20 years.
这让我想知道:谁在用猫砂?
Which makes me wonder: Who's using the kitty litter?
你好 进来
Hello. Come in.
默里 多时髦的晚礼服啊
Oh Murray what a snazzy tux.
今晚我你最好别离开我的视线
I better not let you out of my sight tonight.
那是我女儿桃乐茜 这些是她的朋友
That's my daughter Dorothy. These are her friends.
各位 这是默里·古特曼
Everybody I'd like you to meet Murray Guttman.
你好!
How do you do?
默里 很高兴见到你
Murray such a pleasure to meet you.
我也很高兴认识你
Nice to meet you too.
桃乐茜 能去厨房一下吗?
Dorothy could I see you in the kitchen for a second?
我们有个小问题
We have a little problem.
-有吗? -是的
- We do? - Yes.
默里·古特曼？
Murray Guttman?
或者让他把外套反过来穿
Oh. Maybe we can get him to turn his jacket inside out.
就不会显得那么大了
I'm sure the lining isn't as loud.
这跟他的衣服没关系
His tuxedo has nothing to do with it.
我不明白
I don't understand.
他不能来俱乐部了
He can't come to the club.
-为什么? -格特曼
- Why not? - Guttman.
你在说什么?
What are you talking about?
格特曼 他是犹太人 不是吗?
Guttman. He's Jewish isn't he?
我不知道 有什么区别吗?
I don't know. What difference does it make?
哦 差别很大 犹太人是禁入莫蒂默俱乐部的
Oh a big difference. The Mortimer Club is restricted.
你为什么要加入这样的俱乐部?
Why are you a member of a club like that?
因为他们的早餐很棒 而且停车场是免费的
Because they serve a great breakfast and the parking is free.
再说 这是他们的政策 不是我的
Besides it's their policy not mine.
-是的 但你容忍了这事 -我能容忍很多事情
- Yeah but you tolerate it. - Dorothy I tolerate a lot of things.
比如今晚我容忍萝丝和布兰琪
For instance I'm tolerating this evening with Rose and Blanche
因为我和你的友谊
because of my friendship with you.
我不敢相信我听到了这些
I can't believe I'm hearing this.
也不是什么大事啊
Let's not make a big thing out of this.
我们不能去莫蒂默俱乐部 我们就去另一家餐馆
We can't go to the Mortimer Club. We'll go to another restaurant.
天啊 我看错你了 布兰琪和萝丝是对的
Boy did I misjudge you. Blanche and Rose were right.
你不是我想要的那种朋友
You are not the kind of person I want as a friend.
你自己去莫蒂默俱乐部吧
Go to the Mortimer Club by yourself.
-我不明白 -让我给你解释一下
- I don't understand. - Let me spell it out for you.
去死吧 嗯?
Go to hell. Hmm?
桃乐茜 发生什么事了?
Dorothy what happened?
芭芭拉刚冲出去了
Barbara just stormed out of here.
她不会回来了
She's not coming back.
你们对她的看法都是对的
Both of you were right about her.
真不敢相信我竟然没看清
I can't believe that I couldn't see it.
你们能原谅我吗?
Can you ever forgive me?
你觉得呢?我们应该再给她一次机会吗?
What do you think? Should we give her another chance?
当然 最好的朋友很难得到
We better. Best friends are hard to come by.
这意味着你会去参加化装舞会吗?
Does this mean you'll go to the masquerade ball?
是的 我告诉你一件事
Yes. And I'll tell you something.
我最近练得这么勤
After all the practice I have had lately
我很荣幸能做这匹马的马屁股
I'd be honored to be the horse's behind.
翻译：古镇少年